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FUCKSALT. IN YOUR TITTIES. IN A TOASTER.

Thu Oct 15, 2009, 1:47 AM
GIGGITY. :B




Too short, too tall,
Doesn't matter, one size fits all.
Too big, too small,
The barrier should be on top.

Beautiful girl, hungry for more?
Blitzkrieg with the meat gun!
Brandy in your head, you lovely bride,
Plug your bratwurst into sauerkraut!

Just a little bit...
Be my little bitch!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany.



"Pussy" ~Rammstein




Also: :iconbraidy:
Yeeeaaah, boooi.

  • Mood: uNF!
  • Listening to: your girlfriend moan
  • Reading: the tattoos on your mother's ass
  • Watching: amateur lesbian pr0nz
  • Playing: mit deine Freundins Scheide leppen <3
  • Eating: her out
  • Drinking: her cum

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    :iconsaucy-mo:
    thank you soo much for the fav ^^ :hug:

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    I :heart: Makuu
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    and scare cant forgets him XDD
    :iconexplodinghamster:
    your welcome! :glomp:

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    ( '0') `-,-`-,-`-,-`-,<( ohshitplz. )
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    Don't rape the bunny, it's not nice.
    :iconabfc:
    lmfao

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    Avatar by *samiesaurus, made with extra faggotry. :heart:

    I'm the three million, four hundred and twenty-nine thousand, seven hundred and seventy-second deviant.
    :iconexplodinghamster:
    ~DarkDragonRising and I made this account back when you couldn't view mature content by just clicking on it... :XD: And... ended up looking up perverted stuff.. :roll: xDDD

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    ( '0') `-,-`-,-`-,-`-,<( ohshitplz. )
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    Don't rape the bunny, it's not nice.
    :iconabfc:
    ... lmfao

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    Avatar by *samiesaurus, made with extra faggotry. :heart:

    I'm the three million, four hundred and twenty-nine thousand, seven hundred and seventy-second deviant.
    :iconfecciax:
    you are GreAt Pipparolo(italian)!!

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    Età: 24o :sleep:
    Località: pistoia o Pistola EmarGinata!
    Interessi:
    muSica,pulitura di Naso, LetterAtura Colitica e SeGH!
    Avvenire:
    mi piacerebbe farmi il bidè dopo essermi Laureato . . !
    :iconghostray99:
    thanx for the favs
    :iconbroken-toy:
    a belated thanks for the :+fav: on my :oopswronghole: emote :D

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    :iconsekhranikos:
    Thx a lot for the :+fav:'s

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